If you want to get published you need to follow the tried and true steps that I run through in this video.
To help with your Loch Ness Monster shots I have made a Lightroom Preset - downloadable here.
If you want to learn how to properly light and craft your paranormal photos, check out my Take Control of The Light download series here.
If you want to get Sassy sasquatch into some sexy scenarios, check out my Intimate Nude Portraiture video series here.